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straight bullshit is poppin off today, son!

Okay, let me tell you all the brutal injustices that have been heaped on me today already. Firstly, I was forced to wake up this morning. It seemed capricious and cruel. I was (and remain) so fucking tired. Getting out … Continue reading

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Girls! Dongs! Twitter! C+

Okay, first let’s address the elephant in the room. Obviously, some weird, possibly less than reputable online pharmacy has started spamming the shit out of my comments section. It’s annoying, but you should look at the bright side: If you … Continue reading

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All Hail General Zod.

I don’t know why, but I woke up today thinking about Christopher Reeves. For those of you who don’t know, Reeves was the living embodiment of sad irony, having spent the first half of his adult life as Superman and … Continue reading

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HOME!

I woke up at 4 this morning after a night of some of the weirdest dreams I’ve ever had. Night before last, I slept from 10 pm until 1 in the afternoon, which is unusual for me. The reason this … Continue reading

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Okay…

Back from Oz and New Zealand. We’ll return to your semi regularly scheduled blurbs starting tomorrow. Sorry for the absence, yall. Missed you. xoxoxo

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Lawrence Arms Australian Dates!!!!

Man alive. I’m excited. We’re going to Australia tomorrow and I can’t wait. For those of you who don’t know, I’m in a band called the Lawrence Arms and every once in a blue moon, we seek out a paradise … Continue reading

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