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I have some thoughts on that dude who blew everyone up and then hid in the boat, but I’m not gonna go there. Amanda Palmer seems to have ‘gone there’ and the results are so toxically retarded that I don’t … Continue reading →

Hey guys. It’s currently raining, Noah’s ark style in Chicago. The water is up to, and over the curbs of my street in every direction. It’s wild. It’s looked like midnight since about 2 pm yesterday and it’s apparently not … Continue reading →

Running a marathon is hard. I don’t know this firsthand, but if I base my understanding on how hard it is for me to run down the block and extrapolate that out by about one hundred and fifty five times, … Continue reading →

So I finally heard that song ‘Accidental Racist’ by brad paisley and LL cool J (!!!) and wow…it’s so shitty. I mean, the idea is fundamentally a bummer: ‘Hey, I’m just a white guy in a confederate flag shirt getting … Continue reading →

Man, life is hard. Nah, it’s more than hard. It’s a pain in the dick is what it is. That’s why, if you’re gonna get through, you need to hack your life, Cochese. that’s what I do. You think I … Continue reading →

I’ve got this nose hair trimmer. I’m not stoked that I have to have it, but I do. I have a big honker and I’m Italian and if I were to let things grow unfettered it would look like someone … Continue reading →