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As some of you may know, I’m making a record right now. Well, that’s actually not entirely accurate. I am finished with my record. This weekend my friend Eric came to town and, as he is the person that’s gonna … Continue reading
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FRI SEPT 09 @ DOUBLE DOOR IN CHICAGO: BRENDAN KELLY, THE SWAYBACK AND RATASUCIA! DON’T BE A BUNCHA DICKS!
Well, let’s get this shit out of the way right now: it’s my birthday, so far so good. I feel slightly more out of touch and confused than ever before. My joints don’t work, my wang’s a flaccid, dying worm … Continue reading
Sean Nader and the Abortion
I’ve written a little about Sean Nader in this space before. For those of you who are new or usually read this while you’re drunk, or if you’re that guy from Memento or something, let me refresh your memory. Sean Nader is … Continue reading
hey, bro, that’s a pretty cool wall.
I never did acid as a youth (or ever) even though I was around it all the time in high school. In fact, when I started hanging out in the suburbs, I got to meet people who did acid more … Continue reading
upcoming recording for my solo record. if you’re not a fan of the lawrence arms you will NOT care about the below post
This weekend I’m going into the studio to make a record. I’m excited and a little bit nervous. My drummer has a fucked up hand (it’s creepy, it looks like a baby tyrannosaurus arm) and that’s gonna make shit difficult. … Continue reading
scat is also another word for poo. that’s an interesting coincidence.
I’m currently sitting in a ‘euro’ café where I’ve been for the past several hours. I’m not ENTIRELY sure what I’ve been doing but I’ve applied for some jobs and I’ve written some stuff and I’ve researched steampunk a little, … Continue reading →