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Category Archives: Internet
god hates you. just know it.
This weekend I was inadvertently drawn into a fun little twitter war and called a demon by a woman from the Westboro Baptist Church. For those of you who don’t know or just haven’t put the name with the kooks, … Continue reading
Posted in Hall of Fame, Internet, Law, Politics, Rants
Tagged SAY I LOVE YOU IN FIVE DIFFERENT LANGUAGES
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Sean Nader and the Abortion
I’ve written a little about Sean Nader in this space before. For those of you who are new or usually read this while you’re drunk, or if you’re that guy from Memento or something, let me refresh your memory. Sean Nader is … Continue reading
brain drain
First up, Advertising: September 9th is the day after my birthday and I’m playing at the Double Door with Ratasucia and the Swayback from Denver. Come out and let’s party, as it will be my birthday party. You guys are … Continue reading
Posted in About, Advertising, Aging, Internet, Relationships, Travel
Tagged FAAAART SOUND
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beaten by the internet
First and foremost, my buddies in Elway put out their awesome new full length “delusions” yesterday on Red Scare. It’s a really cool record so head here and pick it up, everyone. Okay, now that that’s out of the way, let’s talk … Continue reading
perversions ahoy!
Quick advertisement: Hey, I’m bartending at the L&L this Saturday on Clark and Belmont. Come down and marvel at my awesomeness. Everyone in my house is sick. I’ve got a sick baby, a sick toddler, a sick wife and even … Continue reading
I’m magical, y’all!!!!
Okay, I’m off to Austin. No time for the old in-out love. Sorry, just came by to read the meter. If you’re drinking this weekend, don’t drive and if you’re driving, don’t drink, but if you live in or are … Continue reading