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Category Archives: Hall of Fame
nerd shit
As some of you may know, I’m making a record right now. Well, that’s actually not entirely accurate. I am finished with my record. This weekend my friend Eric came to town and, as he is the person that’s gonna … Continue reading
Posted in About, Art, Hall of Fame, Music, Rants
Tagged FART FORWARDS AND GIVE YOUR NUTS THAT TICKLE THEY CRAVE
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god hates you. just know it.
This weekend I was inadvertently drawn into a fun little twitter war and called a demon by a woman from the Westboro Baptist Church. For those of you who don’t know or just haven’t put the name with the kooks, … Continue reading
Posted in Hall of Fame, Internet, Law, Politics, Rants
Tagged SAY I LOVE YOU IN FIVE DIFFERENT LANGUAGES
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Oh no you DI-int!
So, where do we stand on Casey Anthony and her obvious ability to pump a wang? I broached this subject on Twitter yesterday, but I think it merits a long form discussion as well. So, first let’s get the disclaimers … Continue reading
And there she is, let’s all turn around and laugh at her!
Okay, so Amy Winehouse is dead. That’s something I guess. I’ve read every opinion on this subject from ‘fuck her I’m glad she’s finally dead’ to ‘what a tragedy…so young’ and while I guess I tend to side with the … Continue reading
Baby Guide: What to expect
The problem with having kids is that they start out helpless and demanding. They just lay there and shit and scream. They can’t communicate effectively because shit, they can’t do anything. Once they finally get going enough that they’re not … Continue reading
Terror and punk rock. Not the band Terror. The other terror.
Remember after 9-11 when they pulled all the metal and aggressive songs off the radio and suddenly the only shit that anyone was playing was some John Cougar song about a perfect world and Michelle Branch and Vanessa Carlton? That … Continue reading
Posted in Hall of Fame, Music, Politics, Rants
Tagged FIVE WAYS THAT YOU CAN WEAR A GLOVE ON YOUR PENIS
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