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Category Archives: Aging
farewell to #34 the best ever (eh, not really even in the top 10, actually)
Today is the last day of my 35th year, which means tomorrow I will turn 35. That’s confusing but it makes sense if you go all the way back to getting born and beginning your first year right there in … Continue reading
a new chapter begins.
My kid started school this week, which is a weird thing to deal with. I, like probably every adult in the history of the world, consider myself to be much more ‘young at heart’ or whatever the dipshitty phrase is, … Continue reading
Everyone do the Jerry Lee!
I’ve got two kids. I have a boy who’s 3 and a little girl who’s just over the age of ‘baby’ and on to toddler. What I mean by this is that she walks and she can say some shit, … Continue reading
Posted in About, Aging, Parenting, People, Rants
Tagged SIX NEW USES FOR OLD TUBE SOCKS
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brain drain
First up, Advertising: September 9th is the day after my birthday and I’m playing at the Double Door with Ratasucia and the Swayback from Denver. Come out and let’s party, as it will be my birthday party. You guys are … Continue reading
Posted in About, Advertising, Aging, Internet, Relationships, Travel
Tagged FAAAART SOUND
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space time and lad magazines
The cover of the maxim magazine (brought home by my wife after a business trip, btw) in my bathroom is the image of me getting old and being swept out to the sea of old dudes that will never again … Continue reading
the parabola
So, it’s come to my attention that really at the core of things men deeply desire a wide array of perverse ways to put their penises into things and women want to plan projects and see them through. This is … Continue reading