Author Archives: Brendan Kelly

Hasselhoff Cheeseburger

The falcon just released the first song from our upcoming record, Gather Up the Chaps. Here are the lyrics. Here is the song. Pls to enjoy. ahem, booya. Grapple down the scaffolding like Hasselhoff dismantling the greasy mantle pieces and … Continue reading

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The Dumb Dildos (Terror edition)

Sooooo, terror is in the news, eh? That Donald Trump, he hates Muslims, and he’s making quite a stink in our national underpants about it. Even though ISIS (and their estranged bros in Al Qaeda) are only tangentially related to … Continue reading

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