Author Archives: Brendan Kelly

We Are The Bald

I’m in a band called the Falcon with my friend Dan, who’s one of the Alkaline Trio, and my friend Neil, who’s a Lawrence Arm, Treasure Fleeter, sometimes Smoking Pope and all sorts of other magical things. We just released … Continue reading

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CELEBRITY NUDES!!!! LEAKED!

“DON’T TAKE NUDE PICTURES IF YOU DON’T WANT THEM ON THE INTERNET!” some dork is furiously typing right now. Aaaaaaand now there’s some other smug dork typing the same thing. They’re all collecting ‘hacked n00dz,’ patting each other on the … Continue reading

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