Author Archives: Brendan Kelly

Hi guys. First up: Have you gone over to the Chicago Reader’s “Best of 2013” ballot and voted for Bad Sandwich Chronicles for best local blog yet? You really should. I’d be super grateful. We won last year and I … Continue reading →

I have a question. Can’t we all like something in its entirety without irony, agendas or apologies? I’m of course referring to the heroism of Charles Ramsay. For those precious few of you who don’t know, Charles Ramsay is the … Continue reading →

Last night, at a neighbor’s house, I was cleaning mud out from between my daughter’s toes. We were in the back yard. My dogs were there.  My son was there as well. My wife was working. The neighbors are a … Continue reading →

In 2009, Lance Armstrong came out of retirement to compete, once again, in the Tour de France, the premier cycling event in the world. He came in third overall. This, of course, means that in 2009, Lance Armstrong was one … Continue reading →

Hey y’all. It’s that time of year again, which means it’s time for me to beg all y’all to head over to the Reader’s ‘Best of Chicago’ poll and vote for Bad Sandwich Chronicles for ‘best blog.’ Thanks, SO much. … Continue reading →

I have some thoughts on that dude who blew everyone up and then hid in the boat, but I’m not gonna go there. Amanda Palmer seems to have ‘gone there’ and the results are so toxically retarded that I don’t … Continue reading →