We Are The Bald

I’m in a band called the Falcon with my friend Dan, who’s one of the Alkaline Trio, and my friend Neil, who’s a Lawrence Arm, Treasure Fleeter, sometimes Smoking Pope and all sorts of other magical things. We just released a new song. First one for us in 8 years. It’s called We Are The Bald and at the risk of overselling it, it’s the single greatest piece of music ever commited to the digital medium. Here is the song, and here are the lyrics. Play it at a dangerous volume and scream along like you’re on fire, burning alive from the inside out, or don’t play it at all.

Love you guys. It’s my birthday and here is my gift to you:

A small dick and a bad attitude

What the fuck do you think I’m gonna do?

I came to cry, and I came to pretend

Rolling with the emperor, sharing clothes with him

and I like the way you look at me

even when i’m heaving up disease

we took a night on the dirty town

til them motherfuckers came and shut us down

I’m the pervert hanging in the halls

We are the bald. We’ve got no hair.

Keep quiet and we can make it out

the fat one will regret running his mouth

I’m an ugly child

you’re a tubby gal

If you’re up for the nausea

I’m up for the challenge

Bounce off these motherfucking walls

We are the bald. We’ve got no hair.


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9 Responses to We Are The Bald

  1. jim says:

    ohh shit so stoked. awesome song dude. such a huge fan of the cone.

  2. JD says:

    Nice. Thanks for the Falçon track.

    Hey did anyone else just stop receiving the email-updates for the BSC posts? I haven’t received one since May 22.

  3. JD says:

    Has anyone else stopped receiving BSC post updates to their email? Last one I received was May 22.

  4. Rob says:

    I also stopped getting update emails. I just happened to check the site the old fashioned way.

  5. pulverize that latina anus like there's no tomorrow says:

    Hey, do you retards like The Simpsons??

  6. barry cunt says:

    my dad works for walmart

  7. nomatterjustchatter says:

    Sexy voice brendon, as usual, lol. Great song! I hope ur bday was awesomesauce xox

  8. Dracula's Penis says:

    Great song. I love it. I miss The Falcon. Also, write some more shit on your blog.

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