Monthly Archives: January 2013

It’s shit! It’s barf! It’s…what the fuck is that?

It looked like shit. It was all over my daughter’s shirt and it looked exactly like poop. My wife said something like “you’ve gotta go look in her room. I’ve never seen anything like it.” I got out of the … Continue reading


TLA updates for dem assessssss

Man, I’m tired. Yesterday I woke up hungover and limped around and did some work and hung out with my kids until my wife wonderfully and miraculously scooped them up and took them to Chuck E Cheese (my kids both … Continue reading