Monthly Archives: May 2012

So there’s a guy eating faces out there, huh? Well, he’s dead now, but it seems like for the last five or so days on the internet, you can’t so much as curl up with a bottle of Nighttrain behind … Continue reading →

I don’t use this platform for the purposes of tastemaking as often as I should. As most of you know, my taste is impeccable and I’m a veritable genius of seeing things that other people like and then claiming them … Continue reading →

Feeding kids is a shitty task. The relationship between a parent/caregiver and mealtime is confusing and multi faceted and can’t be easily summed up to those who have never had the (ahem) pleasure of caring for kids. Comedians spend lots … Continue reading →

Did y’all know that I’m putting out a split record with my good friend and fellow pervert Daniel Andriano in celebration of our upcoming European tour (dates here!)? It’s true. The record is called European Vacation and it’s one Dan … Continue reading →

Hey kids, it’s that time of year again! That’s right! It’s time to vote for your favorite blog, twitter, new band, old band, bartender and label over at the Chicago Reader’s best of 2012 readers poll. If you PUH-LEEEEEEEEAASE would … Continue reading →