Monthly Archives: April 2012

Hey hey. Here’s an interview I did with a girl dressed as a banana. Anyway, let’s get on with the prepared remarks. (Christian Bale impersonation): Oh GOOOD FOR YOU! You’ve finally shit out another human being. Your parents are in … Continue reading →

Before we start, I’d like to remind the beforeskinned of you out there that the tickets to the Euro/UK tour that Dan Andriano (of the Alkaline Trio) and I are going on this June/July went on sale this morning and … Continue reading →

A few days ago, I read some article called (and I’m paraphrasing a bit here) 20 things they REALLY don’t tell you about parenting. It was linked from Gawker or Vice or some other website that I feel could potentially … Continue reading →

That was weird, huh? The trusty old BSC was down for a while, huh? Well, we’re back and let me tell you, it’s great to be here. i’ll try to hit you guys up this afternoon with a download of … Continue reading →

Okay, so wow. I woke up this morning and came to the realization that I’m going on tour with my acoustic guitar, my liver and my friend Dan Andriano (best known as the stunt dong in ‘Fat Black Schlongs #13’ … Continue reading →

Okay, Brendan Kelly (me) and the Wandering Birds (some other dudes who also have great schlongs [but not quite on the level of my awesome schlong]) have our first show ever this Saturday at the Beat Kitchen in Chicago. You … Continue reading →