Monthly Archives: April 2012

Shit they don’t tell your sorry ass: Bringin the baby home

Hey hey. Here’s an interview I did with a girl dressed as a banana. Anyway, let’s get on with the prepared remarks. (Christian Bale impersonation): Oh GOOOD FOR YOU! You’ve finally shit out another human being. Your parents are in … Continue reading


Some shit they don’t tell you about pregnancy and babies and shit (and yes, I’m aware that I’m a male…)

Before we start, I’d like to remind the beforeskinned of you out there that the tickets to the Euro/UK tour that Dan Andriano (of the Alkaline Trio) and I are going on this June/July went on sale this morning and … Continue reading