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Monthly Archives: January 2012
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You know, I hate defending myself on here because I feel like round two of anything in this day and age falls on deaf ears, for one thing, and for another thing, I like to think that as a general … Continue reading
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The Cruise
Man, wow. What a goddamned world we live in. This morning, the Today show (or one of those hideous newsmagazine morning shows full of unnaturally chipper assholes) was playing in my bedroom and the topic was that horribly mis-captained Italian … Continue reading
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Recently there’s been a lot of excitement on the internet regarding censorship, big corporations getting in the way of liberty in order to serve their own selfish agendas and the horrifying ‘breaking of the internet’ that seems imminent if any … Continue reading
Hey! Welcome Back! I know it’s been a while since I rapped at ya…
Firstly, sorry for the recent lack of updates. As some of you know, besides being a world renowned blogger and champion dick-swinger, I’m also in a band called the Lawrence Arms and we’ve recently taken our unique blend of ineptitude … Continue reading
MORE UPDATES ON DETROIT/PONTIAC SHOW!!!!
Okay, so they moved the show BACK to the iLounge. To reiterate, yesterday, the show was moved to the crofoot, and today it was moved back to the iLounge, where it was originally booked. Sorry for the confusion…wtf, Michigan? Way … Continue reading
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