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Yearly Archives: 2012
A Crappy Song for a Crappy Day
It’s the end of the year. Tomorrow I go to Denver. While I’m there, I’ll play a solo show at Lost Lake on December 26th with Tim from Elway and Dragondeer opening. It’s gonna be a good time. You guys … Continue reading
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Malfunctioning Computers
Here on earth, when you’re born, you’re issued a computer. The computer you get varies in terms of how powerful it is, but the average computer is so powerful that we, as a species, have never made a computer, even … Continue reading
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I Have Maggots In My Scrooooooooootum!
Humanity is bizarre. The western world is particularly odd and it seems sort of irreconcilable. Take bums for example: Now, I’m not talking about elderly people who have been evicted due to slashed or stolen pensions, or the guy who’s … Continue reading
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About the Author
I suck at a lot of things. For example: basketball. I’m fucking terrible at it. All in all, I’m not entirely unathletic. I grew up being a fast runner and I can play a passable game of pickup baseball, football … Continue reading
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Now Who’s Offended?
I’m getting pretty into manufactured outrage these days. I know you guys are into it too. The reason I know this is because it’s easily the most popular pastime in the western world. There’s big manufactured outrage (“How dare the … Continue reading
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Chicago people on the Traaaaaaaaaaaaain!
Let’s talk, if we can for a moment, about public transportation. I’ve been taking CTA busses to school by myself since I was ten. It used to cost 40 cents for a kid to take the bus and I’d go … Continue reading
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