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Monthly Archives: December 2011
Lyric Sheet
Okay, so for those of you who have the new EP from my new band (Brendan Kelly and the Wandering Birds [download available here]), I’ve put the lyrics below so you can sing along/scoff at my childish stupidity and/or feeble … Continue reading
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New Song!!!!!!!!
Hey hey! Merry Christmas (or whatever godless pagan ritual you celebrate in your backwards belief system) everyone! Sorry the wires have been silent over here, but I’ve been traveling through the hills and valleys of rural Missouri with my family … Continue reading
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Miracles, y’all!!!!
With the holiday season upon us, the word on everyone’s lips seems to be ‘miracle.’ Hell, 2011 was the year of miracles (not actual, wonderful, parting the seas, curing disease miracles, because according to this compendium of images, this year … Continue reading
Bang Bang!
I’ve talked about this a little before, but most dudes will, in any given situation, almost instinctively, before they even have time to realize they’re doing it, instantly categorize the fuckability of everyone in any given situation they find themselves … Continue reading
Goddamned hippies
Hippies are an interesting breed. It’s easy to write hippies off as the most useless, disgusting, lame people on earth, but that’s pretty reductive and not entirely right. Don’t misunderstand me now. I hate hippies, but hippies as a whole … Continue reading
We’re Gross (and I’m one of the grossest of all of us)
Human beings are fucking disgusting. There’s just no two ways around it. Well, babies and little kids, real little kids, under 5 are kind of cute, but they still shit their pants and have boogers running down their faces and … Continue reading