Nerds, hoes, dweebs, musclebound turds, wallflowers, aspiring artists, voyeuristic accountants, pencildicks, pudwackers, dildos, dongs, clams, beavs, prudes, sluts, priests, clerics, puppet dictators, guys with herpes, girls with hairy legs, queers, queefs, punks, drunks, mongoloids, bearded rabble, cantankerous old shitheads and middle aged ladies everywhere, welcome to the new, improved Bad Sandwich Chronicles!!!!
Oh, thank you. No, thank YOU! It’s been a long and winding road to get here but finally, at long last, we’ve done it. We’re here on a brave new frontier, far away from the bullies over at blogspot, all thanks to you, the readers and me, your overlord. It bears mentioning that a guy named Derek set this up for me and I don’t really know how to drive it yet, so we’ll see what happens once the comments start and stuff like that. Will I be able to respond? Will I even figure out how to successfully post this very update that I’m typing right now? Will I?????? Only the baby jesus himself knows for sure, but I did manage to get all the archives over here (with a ton of help from the aforementioned Derek), so that’s saying something, eh?
Truly, everything’s gonna be exactly the same but there are a few nice little features I’d like to point out. Firstly, as you can see at the bottom of each update, there’s now a way to tweet BSC entries to your twitter followers or Facebook friends. Also, a hot hermaphrodite will be around every fifteen minutes with cocktails and oral sex for anyone who shows up smelling like they just took a shower. There’s also a picture of a sandwich up top. That’s pretty cool.
So, Dogs Of War, as we embark on this exciting journey, just three short years after this crazy little blog started (and only about a year and a half since that awesome professor used to post comments in the sock drawer) I just have one thing to say to you all: The Lawrence Arms will be playing some shows in the Midwest in January, including a hometown show at the Metro on the 7th. Get your tickets now, as shit’s coming up quick. I’d like to see each and every one of you. It also bears mentioning that these shows are pretty isolated in terms of schedule, so if you want to see us play and you like to travel, you may wanna make the journey. We’ll announce the rest of the dates probably tomorrow, but yeah. Just wanted to put something on here that’s newsworthy so people can note the new address. Okay, as you were. I got shit to do.