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Monthly Archives: November 2011
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Well, I hope all you lard-asses had a nice Thanksgiving! Me? Oh, I ate until mashed potatoes leaked out of my dickhole like some kind of slow trickle, really tasty gonorrhea and I drank my fill of beer and wine … Continue reading
a foreign national’s guide to the traditional american thanksgiving feast
Well, international readers of BSC, thanksgiving is upon us and as always it’s this time of year when depressed American losers such as myself sit around and listen to everyone carrying on and on about what they’re thankful for. In … Continue reading
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Here he is! Your new American Idol!!!
Let’s say you got onto American Idol. What would you do? We are gonna have to make a few assumptions, and here they are: 1) you can sing well enough that you got on the show and 2) you enjoy … Continue reading
Sweet, what’s mine say?
GO SEE THE FALCON WITH NAKED RAYGUN NEXT WEDNESDAY (THE DAY BEFORE THANKSGIVING) AT METRO!!!! TIX ALMOST GONE! Thanks. We now return to our prepared program: How fucking stoked is Ashton Kutcher today? He’s getting divorced. He’s fucking STOKED!!!! Think … Continue reading
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It’s a busy day. I’ve got some meetings and then I’ve got Falcon practice because we’re playing a show with the mighty Naked Raygun at Metro next Wednesday. Bring your grandmas folks, because this amazing performance by the Falcon is … Continue reading