Monthly Archives: October 2011

hallowwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

Posted on October 31, 2011 by

Do you guys believe in ghosts? It’s kind of a stupid question, because it seems like there are two schools of thought regarding ghosts and they’re this: Uh, totally. (this one stupid place) is totally haunted and I’ve seen that … Continue reading →

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they sounded….asian.

Posted on October 28, 2011 by

I’m waiting for the cable guy right now. It sucks. I know this kid named Nate, and he’s kind of a weird, greasy haired little Mitch Hedberg disciple (though that sounds like a shitty description. He’s a good guy) and … Continue reading →

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a harrowing tale of adventure and thrills

Posted on October 27, 2011 by

This is weird. I go to the gym three to five times a week. I know pretty much everyone there, at least by face and they know me and my kids and overall, it’s a pretty nice place. Lately, there’s … Continue reading →

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I know kung fu!

Posted on October 24, 2011 by

Remember the Matrix? Of course you do. The Matrix, the original one, is a great movie with an extremely compelling and thought provoking script. The next couple were absolutely terrible (as is everything that Jada Pinkett Smith is involved in) … Continue reading →

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I used to eat a little but a little wouldn’t do it so the little got more and more

Posted on October 21, 2011 by

You guys have all seen Axl in Rio, right? No? Oh, shit. Well, you should really google it. For those of you who are too lazy to go and see for yourself, let me paint a picture, if I may. … Continue reading →

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I used to eat a little but a little wouldn’t do it so the little got more and more

Posted on October 21, 2011 by

You guys have all seen Axl in Rio, right? No? Oh, shit. Well, you should really google it. For those of you who are too lazy to go and see for yourself, let me paint a picture, if I may. … Continue reading →

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