Monthly Archives: December 2010

and to welcome in 2011

Posted on December 28, 2010 by

I’m gonna be guest bartending over at the L and L tavern, the place where most Lawrence Arms songs were born on saturday january first. It’s gonna be a hangover cure to end all hangover cures. Cheap beers and lots … Continue reading →

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Holiday cheer!!!

Posted on December 27, 2010 by

Hoes, perverts, schlongs, dongs, dildi, dildae, cancerous plagues on the buttocks of our fine society, scholars and mongaloids, priests and little boys, sisters and cousins: welcome to the post Christmas, pre newyear hangover week that most of you sad sacks … Continue reading →

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Don’t say I never gave you nothin’ 2010 edition

Posted on December 18, 2010 by

Our friend Ben Pier is famous for a few things: photography, good looks, a proclivity for the darker, more rear access zones to a woman’s interior and generally being a good dude who’s always worked with my band, the Lawrence … Continue reading →

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Presenting: offensive grandpa.

Posted on December 16, 2010 by

I gotta say, hell in a handbasket, kids. That’s where we’re headed. As 2010 comes to a close, I look around and all I see is tubby men dressed as hockey playing clowns spraying each other down with cheap, off-brand … Continue reading →

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turn off that goddamned racket!

Posted on December 15, 2010 by

So, it’s the end of the year and a few people have been asking me to compile my ‘best records’ of the year. What they don’t seem to realize is that I don’t really listen to that much new music, … Continue reading →

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more self important bullshit

Posted on December 14, 2010 by

Yesterday I was asked the following in the sock drawer: “Chris was quoted in an interview that you write songs in about “twenty minutes”. Is this an exaggeration? Is he just unabashedly lying?” In an effort to keep a semblance … Continue reading →

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