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- All right assholes. I'm in color. Get fucked, world! about 18 minutes ago from Twitter for iPhone
- RT @LeviathanPride: Hey girl, is that a boner or are you just happy to see-whoa wait a minute. Gary? about 29 minutes ago from Twitter for iPhone
- RT @USASarah_Palin: Mr president, where is your attorney jenerals resignation and apology? about 1 hour ago from Twitter for iPhone
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- RT @ieatanddrink: Lotta people been asking me what boats are. Picture a car. Now picture another car. Now picture just 1 car again. Now 2 c… about 2 hours ago from Twitter for iPhone
- I call my dick Mickey Rourke because it used to be gorgeous and now it sleeps in its car. about 2 hours ago from web
- Hey khaleesi. Your tits are out. about 5 hours ago from Twitter for iPhone
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- @chupacabrando that's like spes, right? about 5 hours ago from Twitter for iPhone in reply to chupacabrando
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Monthly Archives: November 2010
My car is dead and I don’t feel too far behind it. There’s something deeply cruel about small children waking up at six thirty. Don’t they realize that I need sleep? Sheesh. Anyhoo, I had a great time this weekend … Continue reading
Dogs of war! In my times of need, I’ve asked of you and you’ve provided for me and I’ve always been very thankful for your responses, whether it’s been a high ranking official at BOA getting me my bank records … Continue reading
Okay, what’s the deal? Is Yolandi even naked on the internet? Because I can’t find any pics anywhere. What’s up with those pictures of Ninja when he’s got no teeth on their website? Are those tattoos even real? I heard … Continue reading
I hate starting things passively, but I’m going to in this case. There’s this guy that I’ve known since I was pretty young, about ten. We haven’t been friends that whole time. In fact, I haven’t seen or spoken to … Continue reading
Dudes, I gotta head to the free clinic to get my baby her latest round of vaccines. It’s gonna be something else, I tell you what. My wife’s out of town (in Mexico for fucks sake…probably not banging sexy, swarthy … Continue reading