Monthly Archives: October 2010

childhood trauma content ahead!

Posted on October 29, 2010 by

I’ve never shit my pants. Actually, that’s not true at all. A much more accurate way to say that would be to say that I used to shit my pants all the time. As a kid, I tended to not … Continue reading →

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Good morning

Posted on October 28, 2010 by

Love ya, Black. Always a pleasure.

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Why divorce happens: a completely definitive guide

Posted on October 27, 2010 by

So many marriages these days end in divorce. Unrealistic conservatives call it an epidemic of massive proportions and point to things like pornography and the Simpsons as purveyors of a wanton, new, consequence-free social paradigm that’s quickly shuffling us all … Continue reading →

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We’d better get moving if we want to stay ahead of the weather

Posted on October 26, 2010 by

Good afternoon! Today is the darkest, most brutal storm of the century here in Chicago. They say that this storm is gonna have more of some kind of barometric pressure than the one that sank the old Edmund Fitzgerald all … Continue reading →

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uh, this is uh…fucked up? booo!

Posted on October 25, 2010 by

You all know what’s going on over here? You want to know how Monday starts for the Kelly household this week? Pink eye! It’s like being at chong’s house, with all the bloodshot eyes and eyedrops and shades drawn and … Continue reading →

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cheers!

Posted on October 22, 2010 by

This morning while making my rounds on the interweb I’ve already come across two distinct articles about drinking less than delicious things to get drunk. One was a ranking of the worst tasting beers (spoiler alert: Bud Light Clamato Chelada … Continue reading →

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