Monthly Archives: September 2010

a bag of sand?

Posted on September 28, 2010 by

My kid woke up at six fifteen this morning. He’d pissed himself, as toddlers are wont to do in the course of a night, and when I walked into his room to free him (he sleeps in a tent) he … Continue reading →

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swinging from the gallows

Posted on September 27, 2010 by

Man, so this weekend was my friend Toby’s bachelor party. Now, Toby hails from the far northwestern corner of the United States; from Enumclaw, Washington in fact, which, if you don’t know, is the place where the guy filmed himself … Continue reading →

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They’re probly drinking coffee and smoking big cigars (heyooo!)

Posted on September 23, 2010 by

Yesterday I asked my buddy Sean Nader if he would rather be in general population in a maximum security prison for five years (at this point he stopped me and said something to the effect of “I really doubt that … Continue reading →

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let it rattle

Posted on September 22, 2010 by

Duuuudes! I just had a lot of crazy days and the results were that I was unable to get to this shit for a minute. Sorry. I’m planning my buddy Toby’s bachelor party and frankly, it’s gonna be awesome. We’re … Continue reading →

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Quickly

Posted on September 20, 2010 by

Okay, wow. I got no time today, but I want to get a few things out there real quick. Firstly, this is incredible. Very happy with all that. Secondly, it’s my wedding anniversary, and thirdly, I’m gonna be down at … Continue reading →

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we were born this way!!!

Posted on September 17, 2010 by

What’s the worst look? Like, what’s the absolute worst way you can make yourself look? Being hopelessly unaware plays a huge role in looking truly bad, doesn’t it? Like, when you’re bald but you’ve got the long flowing locks or … Continue reading →

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