Monthly Archives: August 2010

I got the AIDS down in A-frica*

Well, this is exciting. Last night was my friend Toby’s birthday and we celebrated by getting him totally loaded and full of high spirits before eventually leaving him to carouse with the five most famous budget discount whores that Chicago … Continue reading

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WWBKD?

Man, this world has gone crazy! Oil spills, war, muslim presidents, cockfighting, and now Heidi Pratt wants her tits out. It’s true. Now that she’s shopping her sex tape (um, totally awesome by the way) Heidi’s bad mouthing her ex … Continue reading

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