Monthly Archives: August 2010

and now for something completely freaky

Okay, first up: TONIGHT is a BIG night folks! RED SCARE INDUSTRIES’ OFFICIAL DISSEMINATION OF INFORMATION FOR PUBLIC HAPPINESS at Risque Café where we’ll be having a sneak peak advance listening party for the Brokedowns awesomely weird new record “Species … Continue reading

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Ah…not this shit again!

The other night I was hanging out with some friends, having a beer after work. I was asked by one of my friends “how was work?” To which I responded “gay.” I then looked at the third friend in the … Continue reading

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I got the AIDS down in A-frica*

Well, this is exciting. Last night was my friend Toby’s birthday and we celebrated by getting him totally loaded and full of high spirits before eventually leaving him to carouse with the five most famous budget discount whores that Chicago … Continue reading

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WWBKD?

Man, this world has gone crazy! Oil spills, war, muslim presidents, cockfighting, and now Heidi Pratt wants her tits out. It’s true. Now that she’s shopping her sex tape (um, totally awesome by the way) Heidi’s bad mouthing her ex … Continue reading

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infidels!

Tonight at the Risque Cafe (clark and Sheffield) is PUNK ROCK tuesday!! We’re doing power hour nine to ten and then guest DJ and Red Scare CzarToby Jeg will play all the greatest shits of Red Scare bands past and … Continue reading

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whaddaya mean I don’t pay my bills?

BBBB writes: “Christ, this blog has gotten terrible. That last few months all it has become is bitching and analyzing the dumbest shit ever (paragraph after paragraph about the word “ironic”?—fuck). And then a legion of tools that further disect … Continue reading

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