Monthly Archives: July 2010

Alert!!!!

Posted on July 28, 2010 by

Heyo kids! I’m doing a show in fort Collins, Co. this sunday. It’s just gonna be me and a guitar. It’s a super last minute deal, and I think it’s gonna be a good time. Here are the details: August … Continue reading →

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wait…team WHO?????

Posted on July 23, 2010 by

Gooooood morning everybody. It’s another wonderful day in the Ozarks and I’m coming at you semi-live for what will likely be the last time this week. Oh, wait. It’s Friday, so yeah. Definitely the last time this week. Anyhoo, on … Continue reading →

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I! DON’T! WANT! YOU!

Posted on July 15, 2010 by

I am so fucking pissed right now. My god. I can barely breathe. God DAMN it! This morning, just now, my wife went to Jacuzzi and she didn’t blow me first. I’m livid. I should burn our fucking house down. … Continue reading →

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Hey moe!

Posted on July 13, 2010 by

Good morning all you sugartitses out there in cyberspace! It’s a beautiful Tuesday and I’m so excited to bring all y’all punk rock Tuesdays this evening at the risqué café on clark and sheffield. Come down for cheap cans and … Continue reading →

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guess who’s back?

Posted on July 12, 2010 by

That’s right, kids! Eminem! And he’ sober this time and boy, he looks a lot better than he did a year or two ago when he was kind of doughy and put out that last shitty record. And he seems … Continue reading →

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spies!

Posted on July 9, 2010 by

I’ve noticed something rather disturbing. Perez Hilton is trying to really brand himself as some kind of lifestyle camp, and frankly it’s disgusting. I know, I shouldn’t concern myself with the dealings of Perez, and for the most part I … Continue reading →

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