Monthly Archives: June 2010

Nice board/moves, bro.

Posted on June 30, 2010 by

On this one episode of Miami Ink, this slightly tubby girl gets to live out her “dream” of being tattooed by Chris Nunez, whom she refers to as the sexiest man alive. In attempting to put her best foot forward, … Continue reading →

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shock the monkey

Posted on June 29, 2010 by

Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, is punk night at the Risque Café at clark and sheffield. We’re gonna have good tunes, cheap cans of cheap beer, four dollar whiskey lemonades, dollar tacos and a chance to win the last couple of … Continue reading →

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fuck you rudie!

Posted on June 28, 2010 by

When I was about twelve and my best friend Chris was sleeping over, we decided to sneak out and go see what the city at night had to offer. I lived in lakeview, which is a neighborhood in Chicago closely … Continue reading →

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as promised!

Posted on June 25, 2010 by

People like to fuck all sorts of different ways and they like to fuck all sorts of different things. Sometimes this is the result of not having something that you actually want to fuck nearby, and sometimes it’s something else. … Continue reading →

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men drive like this, but women drive like this. Am I right?

Posted on June 24, 2010 by

So, shit’s been slipping around here. There was no post yesterday and no post Friday due mostly to my new duties as a parent for two. For those of you just tuning into Bad Sandwich Chronicles, allow me to quickly … Continue reading →

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Ah shit! Almost forgot!

Posted on June 22, 2010 by

Risque Cafe tonight- Punk Rock Tuesdays hosted by me! Good tunes, cheap cans and dollar tacos! Hope to see you there! There’s a real entry below.

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