Monthly Archives: April 2010

Isn’t this hilarious!?

Posted on April 30, 2010 by

Hey hey! It’s morning and for some reason I’m awake. I should really start staying in bed. That’s the move for the unemployed innit? Sure it is. Wake up about two, put some whiskey in some coffee, watch TMZ, eat … Continue reading →

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oh. my. good. lord. why?

Posted on April 29, 2010 by

Okay, this is getting out of control. Now the IRS is hassling me about some travel expenses from three years ago. Don’t they know I’m unemployed and about to have a kid? I mean, jesus, Jesus, what else are you … Continue reading →

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Are you folks ready to laugh??!?!?!

Posted on April 28, 2010 by

Man, last night I went to see some stand up comedy. It’s the first time I ever did such a thing. Really. I went with my wife, who’s nine months pregnant. The ‘event’ had to do with her job and … Continue reading →

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Will the mirror mirror on the wall see my smiling face again?

Posted on April 27, 2010 by

Bret Michaels, man. He’s sick. He’s got bleeding in the brain and they don’t know how to stop it. Now, this is where lots of people will say things like “who knew that all those different strains of herpes and … Continue reading →

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everything’s magic, y’all!

Posted on April 26, 2010 by

When I need to gauge how successful my life has been up to now, I tend to look at people my age from the places I’m from and see how I match up with them. I don’t think of it … Continue reading →

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the story of coco

Posted on April 23, 2010 by

Hey, I woke up this morning and for whatever reason, I had this notion of exactly what I was going to write here. I’m gonna tell you the story of Coco. That’s cool, right? After all, I’m a luminary in … Continue reading →

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