Monthly Archives: February 2010

We’re nowhere near the end…oh wait. It’s the end.

Posted on February 26, 2010 by

Okay, so Boner is dead. That’s pretty tragic and I’m not trying to be a snide gen x blogger/pundit type using irony by-way-of-genuine-emotion-in-order-to- seem-appropriately-disaffected-but-appropriately-concerned-or-at-least-ambivalent. No, this is a real tragedy. Well, okay, I’m speaking a little dramatically, for sure. I … Continue reading →

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i’m sick of this place

Posted on February 25, 2010 by

I’ve been writing songs for a long time, and I’m pretty much of the mindframe that anything goes as long as it winds up sounding cool. I mean, if you can put a keytar and a tuba into a funk … Continue reading →

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Sport!

Posted on February 24, 2010 by

Okay, first things first. This is awesome and this is the most disturbing thing I’ve seen in a while. The first one was reader submitted. The second, well, that was just a google image search gone bad. Yipes.Okay, so what’s … Continue reading →

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they’re GRRRRREEEEEAT!

Posted on February 23, 2010 by

Good morning various dipshits and dipshittalinas, welcome to Tuesday, Bad Sandwich number 367. I’m waiting for the cable guy to come and look at my phone. It’s never worked and these lazy fuckers always seem to double talk their way … Continue reading →

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it’s been a long day

Posted on February 22, 2010 by

How was y’alls weekend? I played a show with the Smoking Popes and I witnessed the greatest single feat of human endurance I’ve ever seen. Okay, I’ve got a kid. He’s not quite two. The thing that’s really the life … Continue reading →

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Litter is my most treacherous foe. I would like to eat its children

Posted on February 19, 2010 by

That guy crashed his plane into the IRS building in Austin, eh? That’s fucked up, man. He didn’t even get to live in the world without taxes that he created. That’s kind of beautiful and sad, like when a award … Continue reading →

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