Yearly Archives: 2010

and to welcome in 2011

I’m gonna be guest bartending over at the L and L tavern, the place where most Lawrence Arms songs were born on saturday january first. It’s gonna be a hangover cure to end all hangover cures. Cheap beers and lots … Continue reading

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Holiday cheer!!!

Hoes, perverts, schlongs, dongs, dildi, dildae, cancerous plagues on the buttocks of our fine society, scholars and mongaloids, priests and little boys, sisters and cousins: welcome to the post Christmas, pre newyear hangover week that most of you sad sacks … Continue reading

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Don’t say I never gave you nothin’ 2010 edition

Our friend Ben Pier is famous for a few things: photography, good looks, a proclivity for the darker, more rear access zones to a woman’s interior and generally being a good dude who’s always worked with my band, the Lawrence … Continue reading

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Presenting: offensive grandpa.

I gotta say, hell in a handbasket, kids. That’s where we’re headed. As 2010 comes to a close, I look around and all I see is tubby men dressed as hockey playing clowns spraying each other down with cheap, off-brand … Continue reading

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turn off that goddamned racket!

So, it’s the end of the year and a few people have been asking me to compile my ‘best records’ of the year. What they don’t seem to realize is that I don’t really listen to that much new music, … Continue reading

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more self important bullshit

Yesterday I was asked the following in the sock drawer: “Chris was quoted in an interview that you write songs in about “twenty minutes”. Is this an exaggeration? Is he just unabashedly lying?” In an effort to keep a semblance … Continue reading

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