Monthly Archives: November 2009

Get a brain, Morans!

Good morning and welcome to bad sandwich chronicles, thanksgiving edition. I just went over last year’s thanksgiving entry, and if I’m not mistaken, this place has really gone to hell in a handbasket since this time last year. Hey, don’t … Continue reading

Posted in excess holiday cheer and the morning after pill | 24 Comments

this one goes out to my one true love, Tbaby

Now my ads are gone. I don’t know what happened. It’s like I offended the gods of revenue or something. My magic search engine is still here, but where are all the fucking TJ maxx ads? That’s what I want … Continue reading

Posted in sean nader | 33 Comments

If you’re too young to drive, click away now

I am old. I am as old as the hills and the trees and the wind whistling through the distended anuses of women with daddy issues from here to San Fernando to Prague. I’ve got an offspring. My offspring probably … Continue reading

Posted in finland | 30 Comments

AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Reality blows.

Well, shit. I have to go to work today. I know what you’re thinking: What about all the ad revenue and the blimp and shit? Well, firstly, it’s a zeppelin. Secondly, I checked my account, to see how much I’ve … Continue reading

Posted in six croatian getaways that won't get you gangraped | 19 Comments

the horror! The horror! Part 2

How am I supposed to get anything done around here? Without Claudio, my manservant, things have gone into a ridiculous tizzy. I can’t communicate with the captain of the Monitor, as he speaks only Portuguese, and besides that, he’s frankly … Continue reading

Posted in isolation and madness | 22 Comments

send in the clowns…they’re already here

Here’s what excites me- genuine insight into things I’m interested in but which occur in locales or within cultures where I fear tread. Have you seen thejuggalog.tumblr.com? One of my many dogs of war posted this link in the sock … Continue reading

Posted in suck that flabby fat out of your ass and thighs and put it in your saggy tits today. We'll show you how on page 234 | 16 Comments