Monthly Archives: October 2009

I’m afraid you’re just too loud.

Posted on October 30, 2009 by

As far as I can tell, there are three types of time traveling that really bear talking about. First, there’s the regular old time traveling, as in: I’m currently traveling into the future at a rate of one second per … Continue reading →

Posted in Duets | 27 Comments

mornin’

Posted on October 29, 2009 by

I’m sitting here buck naked. I’m at the window. If my neighbor exits his house, as history has time and time again proven he will, he’s gonna have no choice but to look in here and see me typing at … Continue reading →

Posted in ballsacks, flapjacks, tire jacks | 18 Comments

goddamnit, people like me!

Posted on October 28, 2009 by

Okay, first off, before I get into everything, I spoke to fat wreck, and they assured me that the vinyl that they have available through mailorder is a different color than the super limited purple vinyl that a few of … Continue reading →

Posted in celebrity mayors and governors and the SNL bump | 24 Comments

precious mammaries

Posted on October 27, 2009 by

What a fucking weekend, eh? I gotta tell you fuckers, that was one of the best times of my life. No shit. The whole show went off without a hitch. Thanks to everyone who came out, particularly those of you … Continue reading →

Posted in dildos and you, you dildos | 49 Comments

Finally.

Posted on October 26, 2009 by

Okay, so usually I like Bad Sandwich to be a bit of a respite from punk rock…a place to come read about dick jokes and pussy farts and just kind of escape the mindless claptrap surrounding Taking Back Sunday, Dan … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | 34 Comments

hey!

Posted on October 24, 2009 by

See you dipshits tonight.

Posted in direct orders | 84 Comments