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Monthly Archives: August 2009
This aggression will not stand, man!
I went to the theater last night. What a bunch of fucking goofballs theater people are, am I right? It’s all loud chicks who talk about fucking all the time, overweight hams, gay guys and those woefully out of place … Continue reading
u’membah me?
Yo! Nation! How’s it swingin? Sorry, I know it’s been a while since I rapped at ya, but I’ve been busier than an Islamic fundamentalist with a ticket from boston to new york on a flying whorehouse lately… Today would … Continue reading
Anoooooooo, Duuuuuuuuuuuude!
Okay, so today I have to go back to work. After all this high glitz and Hollywood glamour, I have to go back to asking people what kind of dressing they want on their salads. After meticulously listening to mixes … Continue reading
Posted in bacon chedddar, ham and swiss, tuna on a pita, veggie delight
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Death to all Tyrants!
Yesterday, I smoked cigarettes on a swingset and sold weed to some highschool kids while a very patient group of about 25 mexican men waited about 45 minutes to play soccer on the field that our film crew had cruelly … Continue reading
dude, strange things are afoot…
Yesterday I rode a bicycle made for a six year old girl for four hours. I also smoked ten cigarettes and drank a lot of apple juice. I usually never do any of these things. But fuck, man, this is … Continue reading
Posted in fellate your way to the top
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I’m fucking crazy, man. You don’t wanna mess with me, man.
Pretty much anyone who ever tells you something that a normal person wouldn’t ever say out loud is full of shit. Think about it. You know when you hear someone go “I’m crazy, man. I just don’t give a fuck!” … Continue reading
Posted in felching
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