Monthly Archives: August 2009

This aggression will not stand, man!

I went to the theater last night. What a bunch of fucking goofballs theater people are, am I right? It’s all loud chicks who talk about fucking all the time, overweight hams, gay guys and those woefully out of place … Continue reading

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u’membah me?

Yo! Nation! How’s it swingin? Sorry, I know it’s been a while since I rapped at ya, but I’ve been busier than an Islamic fundamentalist with a ticket from boston to new york on a flying whorehouse lately… Today would … Continue reading

Posted in after hours, Ashley Blue, blasphemy, buttfucking, enemas, foot fetishists, jazz, Monstercocks.com, potpourri, sean nader, snow globes, the Chelsea hotel, the necromomicon, tonsilectimies | 15 Comments