Monthly Archives: June 2009

slouching off to be born…

Posted on June 30, 2009 by

What’s going on here? Every day I come to this blog to lighten my mood and get me through my post-breakfast-and-smoke-break dump, and all I’m getting is self righteous proselytizing about how religion is stupid and how everyone dies someday. … Continue reading →

Posted in the number 23 | 31 Comments

Everybody wants to go to heaven but no one wants to die

Posted on June 29, 2009 by

Hey kids, grownups, mongaloids, geniuses and assorted perverts. It’s Monday. This weekend was crazy…I don’t even know if I can really go for it today. I need to go buy a mullet wig and I need to go to the … Continue reading →

Posted in holiday wedding? yes you can | 24 Comments

Come and dance on our flooooooor

Posted on June 26, 2009 by

Do you think the Dead McMahaons is a good band name? I dunno. Maybe a little soon, right? Though, I’d guess that there are already some bands who are now calling themselves the Dead McMahaons. Hey, it’s timely, right? For … Continue reading →

Posted in alphonso ribero, mcaulley culkin | 45 Comments

Let’s go all the way!

Posted on June 25, 2009 by

Hello. Good morning. Welcome to BSC, Thursday edition. My baby woke up at five thirty this morning for some ungodly reason. It was nightmarish. By the time he finally woke us up, he’d really gotten himself pretty worked up crying … Continue reading →

Posted in the Gathering | 18 Comments

You are all unique individuals!

Posted on June 24, 2009 by

Hello drones. How’s your Wednesday? It’s my friend, Jasper’s birthday today, and I’m going to a party for him tonight, and I’m taking my kid. Him and Jasper are super close. Jasper is also a dog, which makes the whole … Continue reading →

Posted in I'm not. | 32 Comments

The Plane! The Plane!

Posted on June 23, 2009 by

Happy Tuesday. Today, I’m with my child. He managed to piss all the way through his diapers, down his legs and into his little footsy areas before I caught on to his little scheme. He also escaped, Steve Mcqueen style … Continue reading →

Posted in the flaming lovehammers | 25 Comments