Monthly Archives: April 2009

And it continues…

Hey, in my continuing quest to describe all the jobs I’ve ever had, I’d like to present you with (drumroll) my next job: namely, my ongoing quest to describe every kind of person in the world. Okay, up next—Rich assholes … Continue reading

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No time for the old in-out, love, I’ve just come to read the meter.

In my quest to define everyone on the earth, here in the confines of this blog, I recently discussed Juggalos. Today, I’m going to discuss their natural enemy. The unskilled, condescending superior asshole-This guy…do I ever know him? You know … Continue reading

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