Monthly Archives: March 2009

ripped to shreds you say?

Posted on March 31, 2009 by

I woke up with a sense of impending doom…somehow it’s related to my dumb job or the state of the world or maybe my approaching solo performance in St. Augustine, Fla (April 10th at café 11) I dunno. It’s just … Continue reading →

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UUUUGH! DAWGS!

Posted on March 27, 2009 by

Good morning and happy Friday. It’s that time of the week again where everyone loosens their ties, takes a long lunch, orders a jagerbomb on the way home from work, calls up their boys, makes plans with a fat Mexican … Continue reading →

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If you leave, I got nothing!

Posted on March 26, 2009 by

It’s night time and I’m home alone except for a sleeping baby and some sleeping dogs. Today I got an inch thick strip steak and I seared it three minutes, rotated it forty five degrees and seared it for another … Continue reading →

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barkbarkbarkbarkbark

Posted on March 25, 2009 by

I find myself absolutely enraged with my dog, Pancho, quite often these days. He’s a barker, and it’s in his nature to be loud. I mean, fuck, he’s a Chihuahua. They’re mouthy little dogs. But man, when that baby is … Continue reading →

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well we ran through the briars and we ran through the brambles…

Posted on March 24, 2009 by

Jesus Christ, the days just press on and on and on and on and every fucking morning there’s a new blank word document and I somehow have chosen to spend the one tiny little sliver of time in my life … Continue reading →

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i want my babyback babyback babyback

Posted on March 23, 2009 by

I kind of want chicken wings. Did you know that wing sauce is just hotsauce and butter? That’s it. No fanciness. That’s the whole list of ingredients, man. Wow. Simplicity is best about ninety nine percent of the time. I … Continue reading →

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