Monthly Archives: February 2009

come closer…

My English muffin is ready. My baby is awake. My wife is home from work and her friend from Florida is in town. They’re rapping about zoning laws and real estate right now. I’m adding nothing to the conversation. I … Continue reading

Posted in europe on five bucks a day | 10 Comments

heeeeey!

So, in regards to the post yesterday (“I got the Cruise Control Set at 35”)Jarret asks a good question: Q:Ok the awesome story of the begining of The Lawrence Arms aside let me start by saying I’m 100% pro gay … Continue reading

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I got the cruise control set at 35

The world will really grind you up and shit you out, won’t it? I was listening to this radio show about training dogs and the guy said something about genes and DNA. He said, and I’m paraphrasing to an almost … Continue reading

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what would I doo-ooo?

Yawn…it’s early. I’m kind of sweating. I don’t have anything too interesting to write about today. Well, that’s not entirely true. My baby shit his pants in the most horrific way this morning. Firstly, when I walked into his room … Continue reading

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tell your children not to heed my words, what they mean, what they say

Okay, so yesterday my world was turned upside down by a text message. I received it while suffering through another long day of fetching fourteen ounce faux pints of Stella for assholes, and it made the hairs on my arms … Continue reading

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strange things are afoot here, man.

Work sucks, man. It’s just dreadful. Today the cold snapped back and reminded all of us in Chicago why we’re able to afford to live in this town. See, Chicago is big and cosmopolitan, but compared to the only two … Continue reading

Posted in dammit, late for work | 11 Comments