Monthly Archives: January 2009

last day of this bullshit for a week! Here’s your advice, you depraved fucks!

Posted on January 30, 2009 by

Okay, not much time and lots of advice, I want to get to all the good shit today, because tomorrow I go to Mexico for a week. So, without further ado: Q:This is question that my mates and I have … Continue reading →

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a triumphant return to form

Posted on January 29, 2009 by

Good morning Viet Nam!Okay…that’s a reference from a movie starring a guy who everyone used to think was funny just because he was coked up but who now everyone thinks is funny just because people USED to think he was … Continue reading →

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dear abby,

Posted on January 28, 2009 by

Hello all. It’s advice day, and as promised, those with questions about felching move to the top of the list. Q:Some people are telling me felching is putting a gerbal in their butt. It is not, will you please express … Continue reading →

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she’s my hot Mahatma ghandi

Posted on January 27, 2009 by

Okay, as any regular reader of this lovely diarrhea flavored page knows, I’m currently in the middle of reviewing all my jobs and figuring out how my own life experience has spit me out into the backwash of polite society…I’m … Continue reading →

Posted in Spriing flings in winter...do you still need to wear condoms? the answer may surpise you. | 18 Comments

The big show.

Posted on January 23, 2009 by

God, so there used to be this place called the Gateway theater out west on Lawrence Avenue and they would have these shows with fifteen bands for ten bucks or something ridiculous. (the gateway is actually still there, but I … Continue reading →

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strong strong strong reaction

Posted on January 22, 2009 by

Christ, I’m late for work already. What is today? The continuing saga of my life as a barely employed wretch? Great. I think when I left off, my first highschool band, Gladhand was a four piece, consisting of Brian, the … Continue reading →

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