Yearly Archives: 2009

It’s the end of the year as we know it 2009 edition!!!!

Posted on December 31, 2009 by

Good morning assholes, dongs, perverts, sluts, prudes, nuns, bankers, wife, mom, dad, Ryan, Toby, and all the rest of you various friends, family and pathetic turds that just sit there in front of your dumb laptop or iphone, waiting for … Continue reading →

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inter BSC office memo, please read:

Posted on December 18, 2009 by

I’ve realized something pretty fucked up today. Okay, let’s start at the beginning. Today, my kid slept until almost 8. that’s usually about the time I’d ideally like to shuffle him out the door so I can get back here … Continue reading →

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oh, I’m back, man. and good heavens…

Posted on December 17, 2009 by

Sheeeeit, it’s been a while, eh? Yeah, sure has. Well, here’s the thing: I’ve had a hell of a week. I’ve been doing some light recording and finding out important information regarding my future. See, for the last couple of … Continue reading →

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is this thing on?

Posted on December 11, 2009 by

Man, I’m just starting this entry and this is the time when I’m usually finished.Here’s some things I love about Christmas: Eggnog- Finally someone figured out how to make a seasonal, dairy, alcoholic beverage that tastes exactly the same going … Continue reading →

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gluga gluga gluga

Posted on December 10, 2009 by

Not a lot of time today. I got a good advice query that I think I can handle though. Q: Hey Beex, when can I start asking my girlfriend to blow me again? We had a kid almost a year … Continue reading →

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WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

Posted on December 9, 2009 by

Any parent worth a shit will tell you that there’s a small window in which you can put your little one down for a nap, that’s all. It’s not like finally putting someone out of their misery after exhausting them … Continue reading →

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