Monthly Archives: November 2008

Son, you got a panty on yo’ head

Posted on November 26, 2008 by

Well, well, well. Yesterday I got quite a few emails regarding my previous post (And now for something completely familiar…) which was some advice I was giving to my recently betrothed brother. The majority of the emails were concerns about … Continue reading →

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And now for something completely familiar…

Posted on November 25, 2008 by

My little brother got engaged! How fucking great is that? I met his fiancé only once, but she was at least as smart and crass as he is, and he’s a lot smarter and more crass than I am, so … Continue reading →

Posted in holiday felch n belch parties. How much cling wrap do I need? | 8 Comments

Welcome to the doors of hell

Posted on November 24, 2008 by

God, the fucking holidays are upon us. What a hellish crapscape of heavily populated, soulless, lonely conversation-survivalism. There is nothing more damaging to your spirit, your soul, your thetan (for those of you that are scientologists) than the weeks of … Continue reading →

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You know where you are?

Posted on November 21, 2008 by

So, yesterday I was surfing the internet and I came across a review of Chinese Democracy from the NewYork Times. The review essentially said that the album is lifeless, overthought, overwrought and ultimately way too long and way too dull. … Continue reading →

Posted in Jerry Lewis, jesus, Jews, Juggalos | 9 Comments

I Choose none! Then I choose both!

Posted on November 20, 2008 by

I took the day off. It’s a great feeling. Some of my best friends are in town today, and we’re gonna go out to lunch and I’m gonna show off my baby and all that kind of good shit. My … Continue reading →

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the real househusband of chicago

Posted on November 19, 2008 by

I almost went back to bed this morning. I gave it some serious thought. When the baby went down for a nap, I looked at the pot of coffee and the door to the bedroom, my two divergent Alice in … Continue reading →

Posted in fall flings, fashion, food | 9 Comments