Monthly Archives: October 2008

He was different from you and me

Posted on October 30, 2008 by

Just got home from my writing class. I’m tired. Class was okay. There’s a mongolidic (is that the word, mongolidic? It sounds better than mongoloidic or mongoloidian. Perhaps mongolidian? Anyway) dipshit in the class who never shuts up and it’s … Continue reading →

Posted in fall vacations, how to live like a countess, liver transplants | 13 Comments

did you see the toe on that camel?

Posted on October 29, 2008 by

Hey, what are you doing today? Me? Well, firstly, I’m gonna go vote early and help get that black guy elected. Also, I’m gonna vote for all the communist judges. Then I’m going to go eat a wild boar burger … Continue reading →

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I got ants in my pants. I’m jumpy.

Posted on October 28, 2008 by

Last night I was going back through the old posts on this blog to try and figure out when my baby started sleeping through the night. Turns out it was about the second week of August. Anyway, I was struck … Continue reading →

Posted in bathhouses, greco roman tradition, modern day Turkey | 17 Comments

Up next, the Octopus man!

Posted on October 27, 2008 by

Welcome to Monday. The longest possible time before you get work off again. This week I’m going to Florida. It’s going to be a gas. Interestingly, I farted right as I wrote the word ‘gas’ back there. It was a … Continue reading →

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You know what to do, so I won’t say please -or- Welcome to my lovely new color scheme.

Posted on October 24, 2008 by

So yeah, I spruced the place up a bit. I kind of figured that this page is like a virtual rec room, you know, where you go to hear your crass uncle expound on how shitty his job/kids/wives/friends are while … Continue reading →

Posted in Alan Iverson, Ashley Blue, Jane Goodall, Kelsey Grammer, Pat Buchannan, Pat Sajak | 22 Comments

There’s no crying in baseball!

Posted on October 23, 2008 by

I just read the following (and this is a paraphrase) “Tom Hanks’s Blog! Find out how the world’s coolest actor spent his summer vacation.” Dude. Seriously. Tom. Hanks. Okay, so he was in Bosom Buddies, sure. He did Joe vs. … Continue reading →

Posted in workday...fucking work. | 17 Comments